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Sep 4, 2014 / 156,778 notes

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

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Sep 3, 2014 / 343,393 notes

capn-murica:

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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Sep 3, 2014 / 7,342 notes
mustyballsack:

Me
Sep 3, 2014 / 1,545 notes
A secret to happiness is letting every situation be what it is instead of what you think it should be, and then making the best of it.
Sep 3, 2014 / 5,200 notes
People get bored and then they do reckless things. It’s how the world works.
Jenn Satsune (via ohsatsune)

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Sep 3, 2014 / 4,647 notes
nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes
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infinitely-extensive:

kattttbloss:

Crying

Oh my god
Sep 2, 2014 / 56,453 notes

infinitely-extensive:

kattttbloss:

Crying

Oh my god

Sep 2, 2014 / 24,820 notes

jamesyouth:

jamesyouth:

Had a dance battle with myself at work to show my Russian co worker how we do it here in the USA

God damnit

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